Half a month later, it was time for the exam results.
Gu Qiqi downloaded some test questions from the internet, planning to print them out for the Wolf King to practice. Thinking about the huge financial losses he had caused her since his arrival, and the hard work she had put in as both a cook and a teacher these days, she decided to make things difficult for the Wolf King and take him down a peg.
She found some test questions designed to stump foreigners on an English CET-4 and CET-6 forum, billed as a Chinese CET-4 and CET-6 exam, and printed them out as the test.
The questions were divided into multiple-choice and short-answer sections, with examples as follows:
Multiple-choice: 1. Woman: "Did you know? The Chinese team beat the Korean team 6-0 yesterday!" Man: "Huh? Really? Hooray!" Question: What can we infer from this conversation? a) The Korean team has regressed. b) The Chinese team has improved. c) The woman is very excited. d) The man is easily fooled.
2. Man: "Come to my hometown and set up a sub-base, bring all the farmers over." Woman: "Sigh, that's the only way." Question: Where is this scene most likely taking place? a) A small village. b) An internet café. c) In a field. d) In a base organization.
3. Man: "Did your teacher give any hints?" Woman: "No, we're all doomed this time." Question: What can we tell from the conversation? a) Exams are coming up. b) War is about to break out. c) The Earth is going to explode. d) The teacher is irresponsible.
4. I went to meet an online friend, but to my disappointment, she turned out to be a _____. a) Beauty b) Dinosaur c) Gorilla d) Giraffe
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Short-answer questions: Please translate the following sentences into modern vernacular Chinese: 1. "You bastard, if you keep challenging me, I'll destroy you!" 2. "Many, not many, many yet not many, truly few."
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When Rong Yi received the test paper, he clearly saw a flash of cunning in the girl's eyes, and his hand couldn't help but tremble slightly.
Knowing she was deliberately messing with him, he could only grit his teeth and press on. In Rong Yi's dictionary, when had the word "surrender" ever existed?
The exam was set for 60 minutes. The invigilator and supervisor, Gu Qiqi, sat nearby playing games on a laptop, occasionally glancing at Rong Yi with a look that said, "I'll get you yet," which only made his face grow darker.
Unfortunately, even though his face turned blacker than the pen in his hand, he could only hold his head and rack his brains over the test paper.
The outcome was naturally tragic, the score naturally failing, and the Wolf King was deeply frustrated.
But Qiqi was overjoyed—turns out, swapping roles between examiner and student made exams this fun! No wonder Chinese teachers love making students take tests! Take that, you little punk, for making me lose money! See if I can't handle you!
The Wolf King refused to admit defeat, clutching his failing test paper and diving back into studying.
Qiqi, tireless in her torment, continued downloading tricky questions online.
The Wolf King took the test again, still failing...
Qiqi made the questions even trickier...
This repeated several times, and the poor Wolf King was mentally and physically exhausted, the handsome man ground down into a panda with dark circles piling up layer after layer...