"Brother Zhu, let's not rush."
"Wait until that beast is about to finish, then toss a brick in."
Er Gouzi grinned wickedly, clearly planning to scare Liu Haifeng into impotence.
"Alright, let's watch this bastard perform first."
Liu Tiezhu nodded, agreeing with Er Gouzi's approach.
Inside the room, Liu Haifeng held a bra over his face, muttering Wang Xiurong's name repeatedly.
Wang Xiurong was Liu Zhenhai's wife, over forty-six, with very fair skin and an open-minded attitude, nothing like a typical village woman.
What made the village men even more envious was Wang Xiurong's figure.
Standing at 1.65 meters, with curves in all the right places and a pair of seductive fox-like eyes, she was the fantasy of every bachelor in the village.
Liu Tiezhu never expected that Liu Haifeng, barely in his twenties, would have such a twisted taste, fantasizing about an older woman like Wang Xiurong.
Hearing Liu Haifeng chant Wang Xiurong's name, Er Gouzi's eyes widened.
"Damn it, that woman Wang Xiurong is almost fifty, how can this bastard fantasize about her?"
"This guy's taste is seriously messed up, going after such an old woman."
"Look, that bra in his hand must be Wang Xiurong's—nothing else would be that big."
"This bastard is a pervert, stealing something like that." Liu Tiezhu couldn't help cursing.
Just then, Liu Haifeng suddenly stood up, quickening his pace with the bra, shouting Wang Xiurong's name even louder.
"This bastard's about to finish."
Er Gouzi cursed, picked up a brick from the ground, aimed at the window, and hurled it without hesitation.
With a crack, the window shattered into a large hole.
The engrossed Liu Haifeng jumped, startled by the sudden noise.
His first instinct was to drop to his knees and beg loudly, "Brother Zhenhai, don't hit me! I won't do it again!"
Er Gouzi paused, then cursed, "Damn it, this bastard's a repeat offender."
"Look how fast he reacted—he's definitely been beaten by Liu Zhenhai before."
Hearing the cursing wasn't from Liu Zhenhai, Liu Haifeng quickly pulled up his pants and ran out.
"What the hell are you doing smashing my window?"
Seeing it was Er Gouzi and Liu Tiezhu, Liu Haifeng, already fuming, started yelling.
"Doing what?" Liu Tiezhu said. "Beating your sorry ass, of course. Think I'm inviting you to dinner?"
"You bastard said I had thousands of pounds of meat at home and stirred up Liu Changhai to bring people to cause trouble at my place."
"Don't you think your skin's itching for a beating?"
As he spoke, Liu Tiezhu swung a club straight into Liu Haifeng's waist.
"Ow! Damn it, when did I ever say that?"
Liu Haifeng doubled over, cursing loudly.
"Still talking tough, huh?"
"I specialize in dealing with stubborn idiots."
Liu Tiezhu swung again, hitting Liu Haifeng in the back.
After two hits, Liu Haifeng lost his bravado, waving his hands frantically.
"I never said those things!"
"You two bastards, just wait!"
"Ow! You're a tough one, huh?"
"Still daring to threaten me? Screw that."
Er Gouzi cursed, grabbing a wooden stick and smashing it into Liu Haifeng.
A few minutes later, Liu Haifeng was curled up like a cooked shrimp, twitching uncontrollably.
Liu Tiezhu kicked him and asked, "Still talking tough?"
"Brother Zhu, I didn't say those things."
"It... it was Liu Yangshan, that bastard, who told his old man."
Liu Haifeng was terrified now, immediately ratting out Liu Yangshan.
"Still not telling the truth, huh?"
"Gouzi, keep hitting him. Beat the crap out of him."
No sooner had Liu Tiezhu spoken than Er Gouzi's stick slammed into Liu Haifeng again.
"Damn it, if you don't come clean, I'll beat you to death tonight and dump you on the back hill."
Er Gouzi hit hard, and after a few strikes, Liu Haifeng was gasping for air.
"Stop! I'll talk!"
This time, Liu Haifeng couldn't take it anymore and spilled everything about his schemes with Liu Yangshan. Since Liu Changhai had sold him out, he couldn't be blamed for returning the favor.
"You bastard, conspiring with Liu Yangshan to steal my meat."
"So, how are you going to compensate me?" Liu Tiezhu asked.
"Boss, we didn't even steal your meat, so why—"
Slap! Liu Tiezhu smacked Liu Haifeng across the face.
"You disturbed my rest. Mental damages: two bucks. Pay up and we're done."
"This... this..."
"Boss, I don't have any money."
Liu Haifeng's face fell, realizing Liu Tiezhu was just picking a fight.
"No money?"
Liu Tiezhu slapped him again.
"No money? Then don't blame me for telling Liu Zhenhai you stole his wife's bra."
Hearing this, Liu Haifeng's face went pale. "I... I have money..."
Liu Tiezhu held out his hand. "Hand it over now."
Dealing with scum like Liu Haifeng required ruthlessness.
Scare him once, and he'd steer clear next time.
"Boss, I don't have it on me."
"Playing games with me?" Liu Tiezhu raised his hand again.
Liu Haifeng quickly waved his hands. "I'm not! I don't have it, but that bastard Liu Yangshan does."
"That son of a bitch has over a hundred bucks on him, rolling in cash."
"He's the one who blabbed about your meat. Go after him."
"That bastard's having an affair with Yang Xiaoli, Liu Xiaoming's wife, and he's swindled a lot of money from her."
Yang Xiaoli?
Liu Tiezhu paused, then cursed.
"You bastards have worse taste than each other."
Yang Xiaoli was fifty-three, and her husband Liu Xiaoming ran a shop in town, rarely returning to Liujia Village. Liu Yangshan had taken advantage of that.
"Damn it, that woman Yang Xiaoli's built like a tank—over two hundred pounds!"
"How does Liu Yangshan even manage it?"
Er Gouzi joined in the cursing, his face twisted with disgust.
"Liu Haifeng, are you lying to me?"
"Is Liu Yangshan really messing around with Yang Xiaoli?"
Liu Tiezhu still couldn't believe it.
Yang Xiaoli was hideous—barely 1.5 meters tall, weighing nearly 230 pounds, waddling like a mountain.
Anyone with a shred of normal taste wouldn't go near such a brute of a woman.
Liu Haifeng said, "I swear I'm not lying."
"Liu Yangshan told me that woman knows a lot of tricks and knows how to have fun, treating him like a king."
"More importantly, she's loaded, giving him a few bucks every time."
"If you don't believe me, go to Yang Xiaoli's place."
"I bet that bastard Liu Yangshan is lying on her belly right now."
Hearing this, Liu Tiezhu and Er Gouzi couldn't help laughing.
That bastard had some nerve, sneaking into someone else's home for an affair.
They were just figuring out how to deal with Liu Yangshan, and now the opportunity had landed in their laps.