Unfortunately, the girl beside him had such an unnerving aura that he felt the urge to flee.
"I'm going to the restroom."
Zhang Xiaochu stood up and quickly walked away.
Bai Tang rose with a sinister air and followed him.
The remaining few exchanged glances. You Yu remarked, "Youth is something else—fearless rookies charging to their doom!"
Xiao Xi sighed, "Rare to see the boss getting jealous, tsk tsk tsk..."
"Honestly, if the boss got stolen away by Zhang Xiaochu, I'd be looking forward to it!" Chu Er said with an eager grin.
Chu Yi gave him a knowing smile. "Are you saying you didn't get enough of washing cars yesterday?"
Chu Er: "..."
You really are my dear brother!
Frustrated, Chu Er buried his head in his plate, eating miserably. It hurt, right in the heart!
Should he just finish up and go wash cars again?
After the group finished eating and left the cafeteria, they immediately saw Zhang Xiaochu dashing past them with his face covered.
Chu Yi reached out and grabbed him in time.
"What happened to you?" Chu Yi asked, puzzled.
Zhang Xiaochu kept his face tightly covered and gritted his teeth. "Let me go!"
Chu Yi stared at him, noticing a hint of bruising through the gaps in his fingers, and couldn't help but pull his hand away.
Everyone was stunned.
Seeing Zhang Xiaochu's black eye, Chu Yi's mouth twitched. "How did you get that?"
Zhang Xiaochu let out a proud snort and said coldly, "None of your damn business!"
With that, he hurried off.
The crowd burst into laughter: "Hahahaha..."
"I saw the sister-in-law follow him out. Could that injury on his face be her handiwork?" Xiao Xi mused.
You Yu cleared his throat. "Looks like we need to add another rule to the club: don't mess with the sister-in-law!"
Chu Yi smirked slyly. "I'm suddenly really curious—what kind of jaw-dropping spectacle it would be if the boss ever got into a fight with this girl?"
Just as Chu Yi finished speaking, his phone rang.
Seeing the caller ID, Chu Yi froze and answered with a slight tremor. "Boss?"
The other three watched Chu Yi's face grow increasingly grim, their curiosity piqued.
"Alright, I'll be right there!" Chu Yi said resentfully.
As soon as he hung up, the three asked, "What's up?"
Chu Yi took a deep breath and said gloomily, "You guys better prepare to collect my corpse!"
Watching Chu Yi's expression like he was heading to the execution ground, You Yu clicked his tongue twice. "Another cannon fodder!"
"What's wrong with my brother?" Chu Er asked.
Xiao Xi laughed with schadenfreude. "Your brother's walking the same path you did yesterday."
Chu Er froze. With his naturally baby-faced look, he seemed a bit dazed. "Is my brother being sent to wash cars too?"
You Yu chuckled. "Your brother's talent for digging his own grave is way stronger than yours. It'll probably be worse than washing cars!"
You Yu patted Chu Er on the shoulder and teased, "Go find a nice burial spot for your brother. I think he'll need it. Better to get him in the ground early!"
Chu Er: "..."
"What's the going rate for graves these days?" Chu Er asked seriously.
Xiao Xi: "..."
You Yu: "...What a national treasure of a little brother!"
"Do you two want one? Buying in bulk might get a discount!" Chu Er said calmly, already pulling out his phone to search for grave sites online.
Xiao Xi: "..."
You Yu: "..."
Watching the two turn and walk away, Chu Er called out urgently, "Don't go! This one's good—buy one, get one free, big sale!"
"Get lost!"
"Get lost!"
Two roars echoed through the entire hallway.